- George Costanza: Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.
- [Shlomo is playing the Frogger machine outside]
- George Costanza: What are you guys doing?
- Shlomo: Eat the fly! Eat the fly! Got him!
- George Costanza: You idiots! You're gonna wear down the battery.
- Slippery Pete: The batteries are fine. We've got... oh, God. Only 3 minutes left.
- George Costanza: Quick! Get this thing back in the pizzeria!
- Cosmo Kramer: George, they closed up.
- George Costanza: I need an outlet!
- Slippery Pete: A what?
- George Costanza: Holes! I need holes!
- Cosmo Kramer: The pharmacy is still open.
- George Costanza: All right. Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweep-talk the pharmacist.
- Slippery Pete: You owe me a quarter.
- George Costanza: Slippery Pete. Kramer, hurry up!
- Cosmo Kramer: [as he unwinds the police tape, only one lane long] Ahh! I'm out! No tape left!
- Jerry Seinfeld: Come on, George, I'll help you push it across.
- George Costanza: Wait a minute. This looks familiar. This reminds me of something. I can do this.
- Jerry Seinfeld: By yourself?
- George Costanza: Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.
- Slippery Pete: Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?
- George Costanza: Fine. Steal the battery. Now, all right, here is the Frogger. This is the front door, and this is the outlet.
- Slippery Pete: What's that?
- George Costanza: The outlet?
- Slippery Pete: Mm-hmm.
- George Costanza: That's where the electricity comes out.
- Slippery Pete: Oh, you mean the holes.
- J. Peterman: Elaine, up until a moment ago, I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest baker's grift in the books - The Entenmann's shim-sham.
- Elaine Benes: Ohh...
- J. Peterman: Until I remembered the videotape surveillance system that I installed to catch other-Walter using my latrine. But it also caught this.
- [Peterman shows Elaine the surveillance footage of her eating the antique cake]
- Elaine Benes: Mr. Peterman, I, uh...
- J. Peterman: Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still... with you?
- Elaine Benes: Um... as far as I know.
- J. Peterman: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?
- Elaine Benes: Uh, I guess I hadn't
- J. Peterman: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
- Jerry Seinfeld: I remember that night.
- George Costanza: Oh, I was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just a right amount of grease on the joystick.
- J. Peterman: All right, brace yourself, Lubeck. You are about to be launched via pastry back to the wedding of one of the most dashing and romantic Nazi sympathizers of the entire British Royal family.
- Elaine Benes: I guess I'll just...
- J. Peterman: [interrupts Elaine] Oh, no Elaine, stay. Lubeck here is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry.
- [Lubeck is inspecting the cake]
- J. Peterman: All right, Lubeck. How much is she worth?
- Lubeck: I'd say about 219.
- J. Peterman: Ha ha ha ha ha!$219,000! Lubeck, you glorious titwillow. You just made me a profit of $190,000.
- Lubeck: No, $2.19. It's an Entenmann's.
- George Costanza: Mario! Remember us?
- Mario: No.
- Jerry Seinfeld: We used to come in every day.
- Mario: So where you been? We're tankin' here.
- [Kramer points to a broken egg on the floor which is caution taped off with drinking glasses]
- Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, I'll take care of that later.
- Slippery Pete: That was my mail-order bride.
- Cosmo Kramer: And you weren't home, so I signed for her.