Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Doodle (1995)

Liz Sheridan: Helen Seinfeld

Quotes 

• Helen : What's wrong?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Nothing.

  Helen : Jerry, I'm your mother. Now, what is it?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Mom, Dad... I have fleas.

• Helen : [about the suite at the Plaza Hotel]  Oh, my God! Morty, let's go! This is too nice.

  Morty : Hey! This is the kind of room Sinatra stays in! Hey! Look! Macadamia nuts!

  Helen : Macadamia nuts?

  Morty : Hey! You know what these cost? They're like 80 cents a nut!