Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Burning (1998)

Cindy Ambuehl: Sophie

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• Jerry : Sophie, it's me! I know about the tractor story! And I'm fine with it!

  Sophie : How could you know?

  Jerry : Shhh! Shhh! But I'm not going to let something like this ruin what could be a meaningful relationship.

  Mickey Abbott : [Kramer and Mickey enter]  You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!

  Cosmo Kramer : I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!

  Mickey Abbott : Well, you should have told me!

  Jerry : I'm with somebody!

  Sophie : No, I understand! This can be a difficult thing to deal with! But the important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.

  Cosmo Kramer : You know, she's right.

  Sophie : But of course, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

  Jerry : You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?

  Sophie : Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it because I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

  Jerry : [stunned]  All right, that's it for me. You've been great. Good night everybody!

  [leaves] 

• Sophie : [on Jerry's answering machine]  Hey Jerry, it's me. Call me back.

  Jerry : Sophie.

  George Costanza : She's still doing that?

  Jerry : Yep.

  George Costanza : Alright, I'll tell you what you do. You call her back and give HER the "It's me", heh? Pull the old switcheroo.

  Jerry : I think that's a "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."

  George Costanza : What the hell is a gander, anyway?

  Jerry : It's a goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on it.