Scrubs (TV Series)
My Overkill (2002)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself] Hospitals aren't as big as you think. Eventually you run into everyone.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Hey Elliott.
Dr. Elliot Reid : [Comes up from underneath table] I'm not hiding, I-um-I was-I was just looking for my -uhm-you know, the... I was just looking for my dignity.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Did you find it?
Dr. Elliot Reid : No. I must have left it at college.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : First off, I want to thank you all for agreeing to talk.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Bambi, you paged us here.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Be that as it may, I think there are some simple solutions. Dr. Cox, you're angry with me.
Dr. Perry Cox : No, I'm not.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : And you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No, he's not.
Dr. Perry Cox : Actually, I am.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're starting again!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Carla, you're mad Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Dr. Christopher Turk : See, trust, woman, trust!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Whatever, the point is that Turk is sorry.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Not anymore.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I can't believe you thought he was a threat!
Dr. Perry Cox : I'm a threat.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're not in love with me, you idolioze me.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : If we could just try to stay focused...
Dr. Christopher Turk : You're mad because I'm scared of losing you?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Perry Cox : [singing] Apparently not!
Dr. Christopher Turk : You should be glad I never took our relationship for granted, you silly woman!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : If we could just refrain from name-calling...
Dr. Perry Cox : Oprah's right!
Dr. Christopher Turk : Lay off of him!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're just pissed because you're still in love with your ex!
Dr. Perry Cox : [slams his fist down on the table] Okay, that's it! Now, I have killed for so much less than that, and I'll damn sure do it again unless you all shut the hell up right now, and I MEAN NOW!
[they all disperse]
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : How could you let a woman kick you out of your own bed?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, why you have to be so cranky in the morning?
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : This is unacceptable. You said we were gonna sleep head-to-foot.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, either way the naughty bits are still in the middle.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Okay, fine: I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife!
Nurse Laverne Roberts : I think I'll sit back down.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : It was an accident.
Dr. Perry Cox : Look... First of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again. And, second of all, you're smart enough to know that I don't want to talk about this; I don't want to know where you did it; I don't even want to know... how it was.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : A little scary - - Sorry! Jitters!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself] And here come the fireworks...
Dr. Perry Cox : I know you didn't have any idea who she was, and I understand why you were too nervous to tell me. So, whatta ya say we leave it at that? I forgive you; you are forgiven. Okay?
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself] Cool.
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Damn.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : I'm not hiding. I was just looking for my, um, you know the... I was looking for my dignity.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Did you find it?
Dr. Elliot Reid : No, I must have left it at college.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself] Steady now. Be brave. Don't cry.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [turns around before the janitor can spray him in the crotch again] Ha ha. Too slow, what now Mr. Tough Guy?
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [the janitor sprays him in the butt] That is so not funny.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Ha ha ha. Wet butt!
The Janitor : It gets better.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Is it starting to burn?
The Janitor : I would think so. Hey, uh, don't touch your eyes.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Uh... yeah, sir, I have a full patient load; I don't understand that you just drop this guy in my lap and expect me to make him a top priority.
Dr. Bob Kelso : You want me to say "Ta da!" so it seems more like a trick?
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [Voice over] It's funny... I guess sometimes when you do nothing at all, things just have a way of fixing themselves.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : [On treating a patient]
[angry]
Dr. Bob Kelso : You did... nothing?
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [open] Nothing at all.
Dr. Bob Kelso : [with a smile] Great job, sport!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [Voice over] Huh?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Whenever a patient gets bounced from ward to ward, there's always a chance a high fever could be sustained -- or even caused -- by a constant stream of different antibiotics. It's call drug fever. And it's a good catch by Dr. Dorian.