Neil Flynn credited as playing...
Janitor
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Shorts, huh?
- Janitor: Yeah. What, I don't get to wear shorts, 'cause I'm just a lowly janitor?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I didn't say "lowly."
- Janitor: Oh, so now I'm a janitor?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Yes! Have you been drinking?
- Janitor: I'm not DRUNK.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [the Janitor sneaks up on J.D] Holy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
- Janitor: [whispering] Shhhhhh! Calm down. I didn't mean to scare you.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [whispering] Why are we whispering?
- Janitor: [whispering] I wanted to see if you would whisper because I whispered.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [whispering] I think I would.
- Janitor: [in a normal tone] Anyway...
- Janitor: [J.D. is wearing short scrub shorts] So, anyway, you said you liked mine, and I had the wife whip you up a pair of your own! You like 'em?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [flabbergasted] Do I like 'em? Why, just the other day, I was asking myself, "How can I display my package in a way that's both alluring and professional?"
- Janitor: Well, there's your answer!
- Janitor: What's the deal? We're supposed to be shorts buddies today. You saw the schedule: Monday-Tuesday, shorts; Wednesday, we wash 'em; Thursday-Friday, shorts; weekend, optional -- I'll be wearing shorts.