Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Move (2005)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : Dr. Kelso, while I got you here, I need to discuss a hospital matter of grave importance.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : What is it?

  Janitor : I'm not happy with my uniform.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Ahh new Janitor uniforms, top priority. Right up there with silk jammies for the patients and a cat door for the ICU.

  Janitor : I made some sketches.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : [He hands a nearby sketchpad to Kelso]  This one has a cape!

  Janitor : That gives me the option of fighting crime. After work, of course.

  [He flips the page] 

  Janitor : Now this one, got sort of a medieval thing going.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Is he on a horse?

  Janitor : It's his steed, sir.

  [Flips page] 

  Janitor : That's for clean-ups in outer space.

  [Flips page] 

  Janitor : This one's outer space, evening wear.

  [Flips page] 

  Janitor : This one's just a kangaroo... sometimes I draw kangaroos.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : You know I could look at the demented crayon scratchings of a madman all day, but I got a hospital to run.