Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Move (2005)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Christopher Turk : You kissed my wife!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [J.D.'s narration]  I miss the silence.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Did you like it?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Well that's kind of a trick question, Turk. I mean if I say yes, it's like I'm saying: damn dude, your wife is hot & I'd like to get me some of that. But if I say no then I'm all like: yo, I know she's your wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Dude, who do you think you're talking to? You think you've been the world's greatest husband? Please, I was there when you were flirting with your ex-girlfriend and neglected to tell her you were married. I was there when you tried to hook up with that waitress, the day before you got engaged. And I was definitely there when you hooked up with that nasty ass stripper at Boobies, Boobies, Boobies.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : That wasn't me, that was you!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I know but I told her my name was Turk.