Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Move (2005)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : She's a teenage girl, that's an awkward time. You know, your breasts are growing... not always symmetrically. You like boys. Maybe one gives you a ride home, you think something's gonna happen but it doesn't and that just makes it official that you're a lop-sided freak! Happy ending though; lefty caught up in college.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Barbie! I have a finite amount of brain space and your inspiring story of the little breast who couldn't just pushed out my memory of the 1980 Olympic Hockey team's victory at Lake Placid. Miracle on Ice -

  [whistles] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : gone!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : [to Dr. Perry Cox]  I don't have a ring, but you can kiss my ass.

• Dr. Elliot Reid : With all due respect, Dr. Cox, maybe I should talk to her.

  Dr. Perry Cox : With no due respect whatsoever, why?

• Dr. Elliot Reid : I don't understand why you're butting in on my patients, you know outside of your usual arrogance & God complex.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I don't know what you're talking about.

  [He extends his arm to a doctor at the counter] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Kiss my ring.