Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Move (2005)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : She's a teenage girl, that's an awkward time. You know, your breasts are growing... not always symmetrically. You like boys. Maybe one gives you a ride home, you think something's gonna happen but it doesn't and that just makes it official that you're a lop-sided freak! Happy ending though; lefty caught up in college.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Barbie! I have a finite amount of brain space and your inspiring story of the little breast who couldn't just pushed out my memory of the 1980 Olympic Hockey team's victory at Lake Placid. Miracle on Ice -

  [whistles] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : gone!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : With all due respect, Dr. Cox, maybe I should talk to her.

  Dr. Perry Cox : With no due respect whatsoever, why?

• Dr. Perry Cox : Oh hey there wait 'til you get a load of this, they're giving me a teaching award tonight so I'm gonna need you to go ahead and holster up 'the twins' as you'll be playing the role of arm-candy.

  Jordan : [Barely moving her lips, Jordan speaks]  Yeah, I'm not going. If I wanna hear someone go on & on about how great you are, I'll just listen to you during sex.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I'm hearing the hate but I'm not seeing the hate. You...

  [Realizes] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh my God. Did you Botox you face into an expressionless mask?

  Jordan : Pedro called me ma'am.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Ah damn it Jordan, come on. Now you know I'm generally OK with you putting any poison you want into your body, but this is the first time I've ever won anything!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : I don't understand why you're butting in on my patients, you know outside of your usual arrogance & God complex.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I don't know what you're talking about.

  [He extends his arm to a doctor at the counter] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Kiss my ring.

• Dr. Perry Cox : [to Dr. Elliot Reid]  Barbie! Feel free to kiss my ring.