Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Brother (2002)

Johnny Kastl: Doug

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• Dr. Bob Kelso : Finally, can anyone tell me the dermatologic condition associated with rhinophyma... Dr. Murphy?

  Doug : Uh, could it be... psoriasis?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : And yet further proof that the clown costume is redundant.

  [Doug reluctantly removes his rubber nose] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Now if any of you other would-be revelers get the urge to dress up on this, the mother of all non-holidays, please consider me the razor blade in your caramel apple. We're professionals, dammit!

  [He gets in Doug's face] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : You know... it's nothing personal, son... you just make me sick.