Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : [about his ex-wife] She was never boring.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What happened?
Dr. Perry Cox : Eh, you marry someone just like your mother... And then remember you hate your mother.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Sir, I'm confused.
Dr. Bob Kelso : You annoy me.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, now I get it.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Okay, what?
Dr. Perry Cox : Your ex-wife. She's the answer.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Uhhh... . Things that ruined my life. Things that took half my money. Things with sharp edges!
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Jordan Sullivan : [to J.D., about Dr. Cox] You know, you remind me of him when he was younger.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Then, Jordan, look into your heart and see if you can dig up some sympathy for someone who means a whole lot to me; and probably means a little to you, too. So will you help him?
Jordan Sullivan : Oh, sweetie... . No.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I know you don't really like me, but-...
Jordan Sullivan : I don't dislike you -- I nothing you.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, thanks, that's--that's special.