Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Olivia Newton-John (1982)

Joe Piscopo: Various

Quotes 

• Stevie Wonder : [singing to the tune of 'Ebony and Ivory']  I am dark, and you are light.

  Frank Sinatra : You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!

• Frank Sinatra : Now, I talked, I talked to, eh, the master, Sammy Kahn. And, uh, Sammy is a uh, a uh, marvelous, marvelous songwriter, no offense, Stevie. And, uh.. uh Sammy thinks we should go with something like. uh... Chocolate and Vanilla. Or, uh, how about this: "Life is an Eskimo Pie, why don't we take a bite?"

  Stevie Wonder : I'm afraid that might be a bit offensive to some people.

  Frank Sinatra : Hey, who cares what the Eskimos thin, they don't buy records, huh, huh?

• Frank Sinatra : Well, uh.. I don't understand. When I think Ebony, I think of a magazine that most people do not buy. And when I think of Ivory, I think of a soap that floats.