Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Dane Cook/James Blunt (2005)

Dane Cook: Self - Host, Jay Feely

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• Dane Cook : It's great to be here *hosting* Saturday Night Live. It's great to, uh, actually be back in the city, and, uh, I brought all my friends in, I wanted to make sure that I captured the moment. You know, I get to finally come here to be a part of the show, I got all my friends, and everybody's here, my family. Sometimes there's a moment where somebody takes out a camera and says, "We should capture this moment! We should take a picture!" And you get all excited, "Yeah, we should! Let's take a picture!" And then you look around, "Who could take the picture for us? There doesn't seem to be anybody around! We'll have to do it ourselves." And then there's the most awkward thing of all, where you have to look at all of your friends, and decide, "Who do we not care about enough to capture this memorable moment? Hey, Karen, you want to, uh, step out and take that? Yeah, don't worry, we'll Photoshop you in later."

• Man With Turtleneck (aka Keith) : [about a turtleneck that's overheated and completely uncomfortable]  I feel like I'm being raped by a wookie!