Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Donald Trump/Toots and the Maytals (2004)

Donald Trump: Self

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Quotes 

• Donald Trump : Hey! You crossed the line! I've killed people for less!

  Janitor : Looks like you killed a squirrel to me, and put it right on top of your head.

  Donald Trump : You're one to talk. Your hair looks exactly like mine.

  Janitor : Yeah, except my hair's supposed to look like this, I'm a janitor.

• Gary Fleck : Look at that crybaby. When his father dies one day, he's not gonna know what to do. He's gonna be helpless.

  David Sassen : [shocked]  You're gonna di- you're gonna die one day?

  [falls into his fathers arms] 

  John Sassen : [both crying]  Oh, no! I've never explained to him the concept of death!