- Weekend Update Anchor: Singer Bobby Brown was arrested again this week for violating his probation in a Florida drunken driving case. He is currently being held in the Bobby Brown suite at County Jail.
- Cass Van Rye: You know what? I'll tell ya: they can make a hundred Flintstones sequels, it won't be enough.
- Tom Wilkins: It won't be enough.
- Cass Van Rye: It won't be enough.
- Tom Wilkins: Keep 'em comin'.
- [snaps fingers]
- Cass Van Rye: It won't be enough.
- Tom Wilkins: Keep 'em comin'.
- [snaps fingers]
- Cass Van Rye: It won't be enough.
- Tom Wilkins: Boom, boom, boom!
- Cass Van Rye: Yabba-dabba-doo!
- [laughs]