Will Ferrell credited as playing...
Various
- Harry Caray: Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
- Colin Quinn: What?
- Harry Caray: I know I would. First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious... So would you?
- Colin Quinn: I don't know.
- Harry Caray: Don't jerk me around, Norm, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
- Colin Quinn: I guess so.
- Harry Caray: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend.