- Mr. Icheckuponeverybodylikeimtheirmother: Say, you wouldn't be related to, eh, Bob Ibargerightinanytimeifeellikeit, would ya?
- Sam Ibargerightinanytimeifeellikeit: No, no, very common name, though.
- Telly Savalas: [during Player-With-Yourselves-Club commercial] And all the latest videotapes, queued up to the good parts, baby! 'Cause players don't have time to Fast Forward.
- Weekend Update Anchor: US economists this week introduced a new term for the rich of our country, we now have millionaires, billionaires, trillionaires and a new classification for people who say they're millionaires but really aren't: the designation Milli Vanilliionaire goes into effect on January first.