- Quincy Jones: Thank you very much, it feels really, really great to be here tonight, and it feels especially wonderful because, in a few hours, Nelson Mandella will be a free man.
- Panelist: Now, Mr. Amalgamated, did you make this gauge here which controls the temperature in this room?
- Frederick J. Amalgamated: For the purposes of this sketch, yes.
- Weekend Update Anchor: President Bush, this week, took time to pose knowingly with three devices that he has absolutely no clue about.