Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : President Nixon's not gonna run.

  Fred G. Sanford : If he comes through Watts he will.

• Lamont Sanford : [Referring to Fred's plans to go on a trip with his winnings]  I thought you'd be smart and put it in the bank. You know there are more important things that money could be used on.

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, tell me something more important to use it on, and maybe I won't go.

  Lamont Sanford : Okay. The truck could use four new tires, this house could use a new paint job, *and* some decent furniture, and I, myself, could use some new clothing. Now what do you say to that?

  Fred G. Sanford : I'll drop you a postcard.