Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Sweet Charity (1997)

Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman

Quotes 

• Zelda Spellman : I see the hair spell kicked in.

  Hilda Spellman : I probably shouldn't have had that second bowl of hair soup but I thought mutton chops would be nice for a change.

  Zelda Spellman : You look like Gregg Allman.

  Hilda Spellman : I'll take that as a compliment.

• Zelda Spellman : I'm starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean normally I don't care about these things but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old.

  Hilda Spellman : Like what?

  Zelda Spellman : Oh, he keeps talking about how he can't wait for the turn of the century. Big deal, I've done that five times.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, and it's always the same. I've partied like it was sixteen ninety-nine, seventeen ninety-nine, eighteen ninety-nine, this time I'm staying home.

  Zelda Spellman : Exactly. I think I'm going to brake off our relationship.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, you haven't even given him a chance.

  Zelda Spellman : You grow a little facial hair and suddenly you're on his side.