- Dan: Hunny, I got all kinds of good food for the baby. I got oranges, I got grapes, I got rasberries. You've seen some of this stuff before... on the 'Trix' box.
- Roseanne: [to Dan] What are you in such a good mood for? You're not allowed to have sugar, so you'd better be drunk.
- David Healy: I'm not lying, Mrs. Conner, Darlene and I haven't had sex all summer.
- Roseanne: Well, I wouldn't know anything about that, what, with being born yesterday.
- Roseanne: [Dan expresses that he is not completely sure, but is pretty sure about having another baby] Well, I'm pretty sure that I'm completely pregnant, so you'd better get completely sure pretty damn quick!