Roseanne (TV Series)

Trick or Treat (1990)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene Conner : [a monster pops out]  Give me a break

  Becky Conner : Hey Mr Thompson

  Monster : Hi girls

• Darlene Conner : [About the Hall of Terror]  That was even lamer than last year

  Becky Conner : Yeah but did you see the cute Freddy Krueger guy checking me out?

  Darlene Conner : Beck brain, there were a million Freddy Krueger's, which one are you referring to?

  Becky Conner : The cute one

• Becky Conner : Darlene you're not even ready, we could be leaving any minute now

  Darlene Conner : [moans]  I don't feel so good

  Becky Conner : What's wrong?

  Darlene Conner : My stomach, oh my God!

  [an alien bursts out of her stomach] 

  Becky Conner : [unfazed]  So what do you want? Some pepto bizmol or something?