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Quotes
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Jackie Harris : Are you sure Dan doesn't know?
Roseanne Conner : No, he thinks I'm right on schedule.
Jackie Harris : How did you manage that?
Roseanne Conner : I faked PMS. I even added an extra day for the heck of it.
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Jackie Harris : I think Dan is pretty sure this test is going to be positive.
Roseanne Conner : I don't know why, I've only been late 3 times in my life.
[Becky and Darlene enter]
Roseanne Conner : And look, here are two of them now.
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Jackie Harris : What's the rush?
Roseanne Conner : You told me to hold my first urine of the morning, I've been holding it for seven hours!