Roseanne (TV Series)

Suck Up or Shut Up (1994)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : Oh... we've... just... gotta have *that* kid over more often. He makes our other kids... less odd.

  Roseanne Conner : I think every kid on earth looks less odd next to... Elijah Minelli.

• Dan Conner : [reassuringly]  Aw, come on, Mark. Roseanne's not going to kill you! Not with all the questions surrounding the death of Becky's first husband.