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Quotes
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David Healy : Do you want me to start calling you Mom?
Roseanne Conner : No. I'd like the other kids to start calling me Mrs. Conner.
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David Healy : Something's wrong with me, I'm sick!
Roseanne Conner : No, David, you're not sick, you're a perfectly normal teenage boy, though I can understand how you could confuse the two.
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David Healy : I had a dream last night that... disturbed me.
Becky Conner-Healy : You mean like a nightmare?
David Healy : No, not a nightmare, it was... an adult dream.
Becky Conner-Healy : With Darlene?
David Healy : No... not Darlene.
Becky Conner-Healy : Oh... wow.
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David Healy : I feel a lot better about all this.
Roseanne Conner : I'm glad to hear it, so... can I get a hug, or do I have to get you drunk first?