Quotes
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Dwight : Hey, you think Freddy wants a beer?
Dan Conner : He's breathin', ain't he
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Dwight : If I had it my way, I'd take away all you women's driver's licenses, and make you all take public transportation where you belong.
Roseanne Conner : [sarcastically] I'm amazed you're not governor.
Freddy Meeker : [looks up from the truck] I wouldn't vote for you.
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Dwight : [to Jackie] You women buy so many shoes, you'd think you had six feet on each leg.
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Darlene Conner : [yelling from the house] MOM!
Roseanne Conner : [in the driveway] I'M BUSY!
Darlene Conner : I CAN'T GET YOUR SEWING MACHINE TO STOP!
Roseanne Conner : OH DARLENE, GET AWAY FROM THERE, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
[heads inside]
Jackie Harris : [laughs] This place is a regular circus.
Dwight : And Dan's the dancing bear.
