Roseanne (TV Series)

Punch and Jimmy (1994)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : [nicely says 'Hi' to Jackie, turns to her mother and snarls]  What are *you* doing here?

  Roseanne : Well, it's Parent's Day, and your birth mother, Morgan Fairchild, couldn't make it.

• Roseanne : [to Darlene's boyfriend, when Darlene smokes in front of her]  And you taught her all this, didn't you, ya sweaty little freak. I oughta just snap your ears off and shove 'em in your pockets so you can hear my kickin' your butt.

  Darlene : Jimmy, I'd like you to meet my mother.