Roseanne (TV Series)

One for the Road (1990)

DeeDee Rescher: Karen Hudson

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [after finding out Becky is drunk, to Darlene]  What the hell went on here? Did you get in the liquor when you were playing the records?

  Becky : [as Darlene hesitates, solemnly]  I was playing the records.

  Dan Conner : Wait a minute... Darlene, I thought you said you were playing the records.

  Darlene Conner : Well, yeah. I mean... I got them out, but Becky was actually playing them.

  Karen Hudson : Who was the bartender?

  Darlene Conner : [to Becky]  Wasn't it that girl who was over here studying with you?

  [Karen glares at Darlene who smiles] 

• Karen Hudson : [after coming in]  I'll only take a couple minutes of your time.

  Roseanne Conner : Sure.

  Karen Hudson : You know, it's hard enough trying to keep an eye on my kid being by myself here. I kind of have to count on other parents to help out once in a while. Do you know what I mean?

  Roseanne Conner : Well, no, not really.

  Karen Hudson : [furiously]  I think it's really crappy that I let my kid come over here and you guys just leave them alone in the house the whole damn day with an open liquor cabinet!

  Roseanne Conner : What are you talking about?

  Karen Hudson : My kid came home completely bombed yesterday, and she was throwing up half the night!

  Roseanne Conner : Are you saying that my kid got your kid drunk?

  Karen Hudson : That's exactly what I'm saying.

• Roseanne : [to Mrs. Hudson]  Well, I'm sorry I wasn't here to keep an eye on whatever the hell went on here yesterday.

  Karen Hudson : I'm sorry too. I've got a 14-year-old girl at home with a hangover.

  Roseanne : Well, maybe you should go home and take care of her.

  Karen Hudson : Maybe you guys should shell out a few bucks and get a lock on that liquor cabinet.

  Dan Conner : Thanks, but I think we know how to run our own household.

  Karen Hudson : Yeah, well, don't expect to be seeing my kid around here anymore.

  [leaves the house]