- Darlene: [after Becky farts in front of the entire school council] People are already calling her "Conner-the-Bomber."
- Crystal Anderson: I heard about Becky's accident, I'm so sorry.
- Roseanne: Yeah, we're thinking of having her put to sleep.
- Crystal Anderson: I got her a card.
- Roseanne: How touching, and strange.
- [later, to Dan]
- Roseanne: You know they say there's a card for everything, what do you want to bet?
- Dan Conner: [reads the card] I'll be damned.
- Dan Conner: [Becky walks into kitchen all dressed up] Hold it! Could this woman be my little Becky?
- Darlene: Not all of her. If I were you I would check upstairs for some missing Kleenex.
- Roseanne: Becky, what do you think of this dress?
- Becky Conner: Stick a few candles in it and make a wish.
- Roseanne: [seeing Becky come home from school] Hey, I thought you had pep squad today.
- Becky Conner: [shouts in tears] I'M QUITTING PEP SQUAD, I'M QUITTING SCHOOL, AND I'M NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN! AND IF ANYBODY CALLS ME, TELL THEM I'M DEAD!
- Dan Conner: Well, it must be serious. She's not taking phone calls.