Roseanne (TV Series)

Friends and Relatives (1990)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [Becky has complained that DJ walked in on her]  Look me in the eye and tell me it was an accident. And remember... I can tell when you're lying

  D.J. Conner : It was an accident... could you tell?

• D.J. Conner : Darlene called me a prevert.

  Roseanne Conner : No honey, you're not a prevert, you're a pervert. But you're not that either, you're just curious, but okay, you don't like when people walk in on you getting dressed, and your sisters feel the exact same way, and you have to respect their privacy.

  D.J. Conner : Does Daddy see you naked?

  Roseanne Conner : Yes, D.J., when you're married, that's the law.