Roseanne (TV Series)

Friends and Relatives (1990)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [Becky has complained that DJ walked in on her]  Look me in the eye and tell me it was an accident. And remember... I can tell when you're lying

  D.J. Conner : It was an accident... could you tell?

• D.J. Conner : Darlene called me a prevert.

  Roseanne Conner : No honey, you're not a prevert, you're a pervert. But you're not that either, you're just curious, but okay, you don't like when people walk in on you getting dressed, and your sisters feel the exact same way, and you have to respect their privacy.

  D.J. Conner : Does Daddy see you naked?

  Roseanne Conner : Yes, D.J., when you're married, that's the law.

• Arnie Thomas : I could go for something to eat

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah? Well, then go

  [she motions toward the front door] 

• Roseanne Conner : I've got a right. It's my family too.

  Dan Conner : You're not doing this. I said no.

  Roseanne Conner : And I said, I'm taking my sister's check.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, well what do you think of this?

  [rips up the check and throws it on the floor. He walks out of the kitchen] 

  Roseanne Conner : Where the hell is that tape?