Jackie
:
[looking at Jackie's baby through ultra-sound]
Look at the little feet, and the spine. And what's on its head? It looks like it's wearing a little cap.
Roseanne
:
Ohhhhhh, thaaaat's what happened to the condom.
Jackie
:
[upset]
That is a legal document. Fred is suing me for custody of my baby!
Jackie
:
[hysterically]
No! It's all right there! He wants my baby! It's not even born yet, he - he's suing me for custody of my *stomach*!
Fred
:
Save your breath, Roseanne, you're not gonna talk me into dropping this lawsuit.
Roseanne
:
Well, maybe I can talk you into begging for your life.
Roseanne
:
[trying to get Fred to drop the lawsuit, shouts]
I told you before, that I would figure out a way for you to see your kid! I'm *way* more powerful than any *law*!
Dan
:
[relieved not to see Roseanne anywhere, turns around]
Ahhh...