Roseanne (TV Series)

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? (1990)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner

Quotes 

• Dan : [the girls missed curfew again]  We said 9:00, we meant 9:00.

  Roseanne : Yeah, 'cause see, we have this really crazy idea that you actually listen when we speak. And when you're not here by nine, we figure you have a reason, and if we're not hearing that reason from you, then we just sit here and make up our own reason, like that you're laying in a ditch somewhere

  Becky : We would've called, but there was no phone in the ditch we were laying in... Ha Ha?

• Becky : [trying to get their curfew extended with compliments]  You look real nice, Mom.

  Roseanne : Thank you. Eleven o'clock.

  Darlene : [quietly to Becky]  Not "nice", "thin". "Thin"!

• Becky : Well if they're not missing, then what are they? I mean, hey, let's face it, even Mom and Dad can't eat dinner for *four* hours.