Roseanne (TV Series)
Canoga Time (1989)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
Quotes
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Jackie Harris : Booker, why do you screw up all of our dates?
Booker Brooks : What do you mean dates? This is our first time going out.
Jackie Harris : I know, and it's our fourth date!
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Jackie Harris : I went all out for you, I got a new dress, I spent an hour on my hair...
Booker Brooks : You did all that for me?
Jackie Harris : No, I did it so I could fold clothes in my sister's bedroom.
Booker Brooks : I feel flattered.
Jackie Harris : I don't want you to feel flattered, I want you to feel as bad as I do.
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Jackie Harris : [Examining a rock concert t-shirt] I don't remember getting this.
Roseanne : I think you got that the same night you got that hissing viper tattoo.
D.J. Conner : You have a tattoo? Can I see?
Roseanne : You're too young.
Dan Conner : Oooh, can I see?
Roseanne : You're too eager.