Roseanne (TV Series)

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny (1989)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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Quotes 

• Crystal Anderson : I've decided not to date any men anymore.

  Roseanne Conner : Well, Crystal, don't you think that's just a little bit nuts?

  Crystal Anderson : No, what's nuts is bouncing from one bad relationship to the next.

• Darlene Conner : [hauls in a shopping bag]  What's in here, lead?

  Roseanne Conner : [claps]  Ooh I got you kids some new leg irons.

• Jackie Harris : [about Crystal's frazzled condition]  I gave her a ride to work.

  Roseanne Conner : Must've been a hell of a ride, what'd you do, steer with your feet?

• Roseanne Conner : [grabs the phone cord and shakes it]  Alright, get off, you are stretching out the natural beauty of that phone cord.

  Darlene Conner : Why're you picking on me?

  Roseanne Conner : Because I can't find Becky.

• Jackie Harris : Crystal's husband Sonny was working on the Monument Street bridge and he was pouring cement and he, slipped, and fell into one of the molding piles.

  Booker Brooks : So, he fell off the bridge.

  Roseanne Conner : Well kinda, he fell *in* the bridge.

  Booker Brooks : You mean, all this time...

  Jackie Harris : For the past 12 years and

  [fights back laughter] 

  Jackie Harris : it's a very sad thing.

• Crystal Anderson : [standing under the bridge to talk to Sonny]  I feel kind of stupid about this.

  Roseanne Conner : Well tell him that, Crystal, just tell him anything.

  Dan Conner : Yeah, I'll help get you started.

  [hollers] 

  Dan Conner : Sonny! It's me, Dan! Crystal's here too! She's-

  [turns around] 

  Dan Conner : I can't do it... he's your husband.