Roseanne (TV Series)

A Stash from the Past (1993)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• D.J. Conner : Mom, can Billy sleep over here tonight?

  Roseanne Conner : No! He's rude, and I don't like his parents.

  D.J. Conner : Well then, can I sleep over there?

  Roseanne Conner : Yeah, sure.

• D.J. Conner : I forgot my sleeping bag! Where is it?

  Roseanne Conner : Oh, you know it's behind the house, past the yard in that building where your father always is with the tools and the car!

  D.J. Conner : Thanks, Mom!

  Roseanne Conner : Oh my God. I'm, like, the worst mother on the face of the Earth.

  Dan Conner : No, you're not.

  Roseanne Conner : Yes I am, Dan. I don't even know where I sent my kid. Say he falls down or something and breaks one of his organs and he needs a transplant, but I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!