The Rockford Files (TV Series)

Quickie Nirvana (1977)

Noah Beery Jr.: Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford

Quotes 

• Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford : [while Jim's using Rocky's phone, talking to Alan Bayliss, Sky's sitting in the Lotus position, on Rocky's coffee table, deep in discussion with Rocky. When Jim hangs up, Rocky walks up to Jim]  Say, sonny; I was just talking to Miss Aquarium, here, and she was telling me that she's got a good friend who is a professional golfer! Now, I know the way you want to improve your game, so, maybe you could talk to the guy!

  Jim Rockford : Dad, she didn't say 'professional golfer', she said 'professional Rolfer'.

  Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford : [Rocky looks utterly befuddled]  What's that?

  Jane Patten : You see, Mr Rockford, Rolfing is a technique for bringing the body's segments into realignment; the spine, the pelvis

  [Jim walks into the kitchen] 

  Jane Patten : the head. We have to get our segments back on the vertical axis. It's very important for our 'cosmic well-being, you know

  [Jim looks at them, and closes the kitchen's pass-through window's blinds] 

  Jane Patten : If we could...