Nick Swardson nel ruolo di...
Terry Bernadino
- Deputy Travis Junior: So, you know why we're here?
- Terry Bernadino: Why? Was there a fire?
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at the red light, and you give a H.J. during the red light.
- Terry Bernadino: What? Oh my God, that sounds... That's not something that I would ever do.
- Deputy Travis Junior: No, except we've got about...
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.
- Terry Bernadino: Well, I can see how you would think that... but I sell oranges.
- Deputy Travis Junior: You sell oranges?
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You sell oranges?
- Terry Bernadino: Mm-hm!
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I'll take some.
- Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, I'd like some oranges, too.
- Terry Bernadino: I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges... I run out and people are like "Beep Beep", I go "OK", and they... they're driving and I just put it in their laps.
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well...
- Deputy Travis Junior: I don't know about that.
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You put an orange in their laps? Come on, Terry, we're going...
- Terry Bernadino: I can't do that, I have to call my girlfriend... Listen, I don't even know what you're talking about.
- Deputy Travis Junior: [Begins tugging Terry away on his roller skates] We're talking about you giving hand jobs at three bucks a pop at this red light up here. That's what we're talking about.
- Terry Bernadino: OK, OK! A hand job is still a job, OK?
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on, easy does it. Xanadu it right into the car, now.
- Terry Bernadino: You Xana-don't it!
- Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Did he just say "Xana-don't it" to me?
- Deputy Travis Junior: I think so.