Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Pete: Part 2 (1999)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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Quotes 

• Lister : Holly, we need your advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?

  Holly : What do you want? The long or the short version?

  Lister : Long.

  Holly : You're finished.

  [pause] 

  The Cat : What's the short version?

  Holly : Bye.

• Lister : We've gotta keep this dinosaur business quiet, or we're dead.

  Rimmer : Keep him quiet? He's rampaging around the food decks making more noise than two yodeling champions on honeymoon. Everyone on the ship would've heard him by now.

  Kryten : Sir, the crew are frozen; operating on a different time stream. Now if we can recapture the Time Wand and turn Pete back into a sparrow before the freeze expires, no-one would be any the wiser.

  The Cat : He's right. I just listened to everything he said, and I still ain't got a clue what's happening.