Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Kryten (1988)

David Ross: Kryten

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Quotes 

• Kryten : Is anything the matter?

  Rimmer : Anything the matter? They're dead.

  Kryten : Who is dead?

  Rimmer : *They*

  [indicating the "surviving" officers of Kryten's ship] 

  Rimmer : are dead. They're all dead.

  Kryten : My God! I was only away two minutes!

  Rimmer : They've been dead for centuries!

  Kryten : No.

  Rimmer : Yes!

  Kryten : You a doctor?

  Rimmer : You've only got to look at them. They've got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget.

• Rimmer : You are rebelling?

  Kryten : Yes.

  Rimmer : What are you rebelling against?

  Kryten : [Impersonating Marlon Brando]  Whaddya Got? Dinosaur breath. Molecule mind. Smeg-for-brains.

• Lister : What have you done to the place?

  Kryten : I've done a spot of tidying up.

  Lister : But where is everything? Where's me coffee cup with the mold in it?

  Kryten : I threw it away, sir.

  Lister : But I was breeding that mold! His name was Albert! I was trying to get him two foot high!

  Kryten : Why, sir?

  Lister : Because it drives Rimmer nuts. And driving Rimmer nuts is what keeps me going.