Queer as Folk (TV Series)

All Better Now (2002)

Peter Paige: Emmett Honeycutt

Quotes 

• Michael Novotny : It was awful. All those dirty-minded old men, staring at me and pinching my ass.

  Emmett Honeycutt : It was fabulous! All those dirty old men staring at me and pinching my ass!

• Ted Schmidt : I mean, he fired me. Me - the hardest working most devoted employee he's got. And for what?

  Michael Novotny : Wanking to the web?

  Ted Schmidt : No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't wanking. I was watching - same as everybody else in that office. The only difference I wasn't watching what everybody else watches.

  Emmett Honeycutt : Straight sex.

  Ted Schmidt : Yeah, it's fine to salivate over some bimbo with boobs the size of flotation devices stuffing a zucchini up her twat. But god forbid you should see some guy with pecs of death squatting on a road teepee. Oh, then you're instantly out on your ass!

  Michael Novotny : That's discrimination on the workplace.