Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Babylon Boomerang (2001)

Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt

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Quotes 

• Justin Taylor : It's not his fault. I'm not a child. I'm turning eighteen soon. That means I can vote, and get married, and join the army.

  Emmett Honeycutt : Hopefully, not on the same day.

  Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Maybe so. But as far as your parents are concerned, you're still their sweet, innocent, little boy. They're not ready to think of you sucking cock and taking it up the ass.

  Michael Novotny : Ma, do you have to be so graphic?

  Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Michael, I'm making a point. Would you please note interrupt when I'm talking. So, what was I talking about?

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Something about...

  Michael Novotny : Sucking cock...

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : And taking it up the ass.

  Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Right.

• Justin Taylor : Bed rest is an important part of every recovery.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Thank you, Doogie Howser.

• Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : [to Michael]  I could fix you up with my sister... Only, she looks like me in a dress.