Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Now Approaching... The Line (2000)

Peter Paige: Emmett Honeycutt

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• Emmett Honeycutt : [talking about David]  ...It's every mother's dream.

  Michael Novotny : Just be sure not to tell mine. I don't need her to know every time I go out.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Every time you go out is once a year.

  Michael Novotny : Thanks for keeping count.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Accounting is my life.

  Emmett Honeycutt : So, what's he like?

  Michael Novotny : Old.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : What's old?

  Michael Novotny : Older than you? Probably... forty?

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : That is old.

  Emmett Honeycutt : On the other hand, they don't come as quick, and they have lots of money. So where's he taking you?

  Michael Novotny : Some place called Pappagano.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : I hope he's paying.

  Michael Novotny : Is it expensive?

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : A medium-priced entrée is more than your tax return.

  Michael Novotny : Shit.

• Michael Novotny : [referring to his date]  It was a complete waste of time! Paid for dinner, he didn't even want to fuck.

  Emmett Honeycutt : Maybe he has a prostate problem. Or only one testicle.

  Michael Novotny : Or maybe he doesn't like me.

• Brian Kinney : If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked. And without lube.

  Emmett Honeycutt : And that's a bad thing?

  Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.

  Brian Kinney : Hey, you try spending an evening with some back-slapping breeder from out of town, smoking cigars, and talking about pussy.

  Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : I'd love to hear what you have to say about pussy.

  Brian Kinney : That is a good thing you got one, because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.

  Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Move over. So you boys in the mood for something sweet, or are you gonna pick up a little something at Woody's?

  [pinches Michael's cheeks] 

  Michael Novotny : Ma, stop pinching my cheeks.

  Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Oh, bend over so I can pinch the other ones.

• Emmett Honeycutt : [referring to himself, Brian, and Michael]  Looks like it's ah... it's just us, the three musketeers.

  Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : More like the Pointer Sisters.

  Michael Novotny : I can't go either.

  Brian Kinney : What's your excuse?

  Michael Novotny : I have to go back to the store. We're restocking.

  Emmett Honeycutt : Poor baby. Spend the entire evening alone in that dreary crap emporium?

  Michael Novotny : Tracy will be there.

  Brian Kinney : Your bride-to-be?

  Michael Novotny : She's not my bride-to-be.

  Brian Kinney : Then you can tell her who you really are.

  Emmett Honeycutt : I agree. I always say,: "come clean, or don't come at all".

  Michael Novotny : I can't. Where I work, they laugh at faggots.

  Brian Kinney : And the only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don't tell the truth. Don't be one of those assholes who hides, Mikey. And stop leading her on.

  Michael Novotny : Who's leading her on? We're counting cartons of toilet paper.

  Brian Kinney : Yeah, which you can use because you're so full of shit.

  Emmett Honeycutt : Don't touch me.