Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Now Approaching... The Line (2000)
Sharon Gless: Debbie
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Quotes
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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : [searching for the right tea for Jennifer] Let's see. We've got Lemon Cream, Raspberry Parfait, Cosy Chamomile... How the hell did a condom get in here? Here, "Get Happy", you need it. So, what did his dad say?
Jennifer Taylor : He doesn't know.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : How could he not know? You always know.
Jennifer Taylor : Same reason I didn't. I didn't want to.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Believe me, there are far worse things.
Jennifer Taylor : I just keep thinking, it's my...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : It's not.
Jennifer Taylor : That I was...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : You didn't.
Jennifer Taylor : You don't even know what I was going to say.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Yeah, I do. Because I asked myself all the same things.
Jennifer Taylor : So you don't think it was because I...
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Smothered him? You smother a pork chop, not a son. People are what they are. So did he tell you to fuck off?
Jennifer Taylor : That wasn't even the worst of it. He told his therapist that he likes... dick.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : There, you see? You already have something in common. I'm sure you were thinking you would probably never have anything to share again! Listen. They talk big and they act tough... But the truth is, the things he's the most afraid of, even more than his dad finding out and beating the shit out of him..., is that you'll stop loving him.
Jennifer Taylor : I could never do that.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Then you be sure he knows he hasn't lost you.
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Brian Kinney : If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked. And without lube.
Emmett Honeycutt : And that's a bad thing?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.
Brian Kinney : Hey, you try spending an evening with some back-slapping breeder from out of town, smoking cigars, and talking about pussy.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : I'd love to hear what you have to say about pussy.
Brian Kinney : That is a good thing you got one, because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Move over. So you boys in the mood for something sweet, or are you gonna pick up a little something at Woody's?
[pinches Michael's cheeks]
Michael Novotny : Ma, stop pinching my cheeks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Oh, bend over so I can pinch the other ones.
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Emmett Honeycutt : [referring to himself, Brian, and Michael] Looks like it's ah... it's just us, the three musketeers.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : More like the Pointer Sisters.
Michael Novotny : I can't go either.
Brian Kinney : What's your excuse?
Michael Novotny : I have to go back to the store. We're restocking.
Emmett Honeycutt : Poor baby. Spend the entire evening alone in that dreary crap emporium?
Michael Novotny : Tracy will be there.
Brian Kinney : Your bride-to-be?
Michael Novotny : She's not my bride-to-be.
Brian Kinney : Then you can tell her who you really are.
Emmett Honeycutt : I agree. I always say,: "come clean, or don't come at all".
Michael Novotny : I can't. Where I work, they laugh at faggots.
Brian Kinney : And the only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don't tell the truth. Don't be one of those assholes who hides, Mikey. And stop leading her on.
Michael Novotny : Who's leading her on? We're counting cartons of toilet paper.
Brian Kinney : Yeah, which you can use because you're so full of shit.
Emmett Honeycutt : Don't touch me.