Porridge (TV Series)

New Faces, Old Hands (1974)

John Bennett: Medical Officer

Quotes 

• MO : Suffer from any illness?

  Fletch : Bad feet.

  MO : Suffer from any illness?

  Fletch : Bad feet!

  MO : Paid a recent visit to a doctor or hospital?

  Fletch : Only with my bad feet!

  MO : Are you now or have you at any time been a practicing homosexual?

  Fletch : What, with these feet? Who'd have me?

• [the MO has finished Fletch's medical, and points to some specimen containers over on a table] 

  MO : Now I want you to fill one of those containers for me.

  Fletch : What, from 'ere?