Aly Michalka credited as playing...
Keely Teslow
- Keely Teslow: [to Phil] I never told you this, but I've always dreamed of someday becoming a singer.
- Phil Diffy: I thought you wanted to become a cat psychologist?
- Keely Teslow: Oh, that's my cover.
- Phil Diffy: I think you can do this.
- Keely Teslow: Really?
- Phil Diffy: I promise. Uh, just to be on the safe side. Before tryouts, eat a light breakfast.
- Keely Teslow: Next time I perform, I don't think I need you there at all.
- Phil Diffy: Okay. I'll try to remember not to show up.
- Keely Teslow: But I want you there! Full size.
- [they hug. Then Keely realises Phil has his back covered in chocolate and lets go of him quickly]
- Keely Teslow: [about Tara] I can't stand her. I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a 50-pound bee! I wish a dog would mistake her as a fire hydrant! I wish the U.S. women's soccer team would use her as a ball!
- Phil Diffy: Hey, how about running her over with a steamroller?
- Keely Teslow: Phil, grow up!