Peep Show (TV Series)

Jeremy Makes It (2004)

Gareth Tunley: Gog

Quotes 

• [They're trying to threaten Gog into giving them their money] 

  Super Hans : Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall.

  [he pours the cereal onto the floor] 

  Jeremy Usborne : [brandishing baseball bat at Gog]  Not so rich and successful now with a piece of wood in your face, hmm?

  Mark Corrigan : Look, Jeremy, we can come back again, he's got the message. You're gonna pay, aren't you?

  Gog : No.

  Mark Corrigan : All right then, we've got our answer. Let's go!

  Super Hans : We've got to hurt him on principle. Hit him with the fucking bat, Jez.

  Jeremy Usborne : Why do I have to? Why don't you do it? Punch him with the glove.

  Super Hans : [holding up his hand wearing a baseball glove]  Punch him? I can't even make a fist!

  Mark Corrigan : This is the whole point about contract law, the whole point of a contract is to make sure this kind of thing never happens!

• Gog : What I want is something classic. You remember the theme tune from Jaws? Well, I don't want anything like that, obviously. I want something completely different. I want something that, when people hear it, they'll immediately go "Yeah."

  Jeremy Usborne : Right.

  [voiceover] 

  Jeremy Usborne : What shall I write? Can't just put "Not Jaws". Do pretend writing.

  [he scribbles on his notepad] 

  Gog : Are you pretending to write?