John Paragon credited as playing...
Jambi • Pterri
- Randy: Hey, Pterri, is that bread ready yet?
- Pterri: No, and I'm so hungry, my beak is watering!
- Randy: Well, you know that bread will cook faster if the oven was hotter.
- Pterri: It would? It doesn't say that in the recipe.
- Randy: Aw, what do they know anyway? Hey, I got an idea! I'll just the oven up to 700 degrees...
- [turns the oven up to 700 degrees]
- Randy: ... and the bread will be ready in half the time.
- Pterri: Randy, Pee-wee says we're not supposed to touch the oven!
- Randy: Now you tell me. Too late!
- Pee-wee Herman: [to a screaming Pterri] Pterri, that's enough screaming for the secret word.
- Pterri: [In a panic attack] NO! NO! PEE-WEE, LOOK!
- [He continues to screams in a panic attack as the alarm sounds and smoke comes from the kitchen]
- Conky: FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
- Pee-wee Herman: [as he goes into the kitchen] THERE'S A FIRE IN THE PLAYHOUSE!
- Pterri: Pee-wee, I'm hungry.
- Chairry: Me too.
- Globey: Me three.
- Floory: Me floor!
- Pee-wee Herman: All right! All right! I get the message!
- Pterri: Hmm, what is Pee-wee doing?
- Globey: Pee-wee's meditating.
- [Pee-wee is asleep on Chairry and snoring]
- Pterri: It sounds like he's asleep on the job.
- Globey: It looks like he's dreaming.
- Pterri: I wish I knew what he's dreaming about.
- Jambi: Wish? Did somebody say wish?
- Pterri: I did, Jambi. I wish to know what Pee-wee is dreaming about.
- Jambi: Ooh, that ought to be weird.
- Pterri: What is Pee-wee doing?
- Globey: Pee-wee's meditating.
- Pterri: Well, it sounds like he's sleeping on the job.
- Globey: He looks like he's dreaming.
- Pterri: I wish I knew what he was dreaming about.
- Jambi: [opening his box] Wish? Did somebody say "wish"?
- Pterri: I did, Jambi.
- [pronounces it "zombie"]
- Pterri: I wish to know what Pee-wee's dreaming about.
- Jambi: Ooh, that ought to be weird. Then repeat after me, Pterri, in Jambese. Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-hiney-ho.
- Pterri, Globey: Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-hiney-ho.
- Jambi: Spirits of the Playhouse, kick and scream. Let's look in on Pee-wee's dream.