Oz (TV Series)
Ancient Tribes (1998)
Lee Tergesen: Tobias Beecher
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Quotes
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Tobias Beecher : [to Schillinger] Whatcha readin'? Mein Kampf? Well, let me tell you how it ends. The Aryans get their asses kicked!
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Tobias Beecher : Who are you?
Agamemnon Busmalis : Agamemnon Busmalis, aka The Mole.
Robert Rebadow : The Mole?
Agamemnon Busmalis : I dig. I can dig anywhere. I'm gonna dig my way out of Oz.
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Officer Diane Whittlesey : She leaves you in here alone?
Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : Why? What do you think i'm gonna do? Start a Riot? Take Hostages?
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Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : [to Vern] I'm gonna see to it that you never leave Oz. You hear me, sweetpea? Never. Ever.
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Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : You know the wonderful thing about computers? They don't know right from wrong. You push a button, they do what you tell 'em to do. People aren't like that.
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Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : Yeah, well, thank God I'm crazy, 'cause I don't give a shit.
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Augustus Hill : Aw, fuck.
Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : What?
Augustus Hill : You farted.
Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : No, I didn't.
Augustus Hill : Pee-fucking-yoo.
Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : I didn't fart.
Augustus Hill : Damn, man. Five hours 'til dawn, and I gotta be in a glass box with the King of Stink. I'm gonna get Gulf-fuckin'-war syndrome.
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Augustus Hill : [Night in Oz, and Beecher's on the top bunk] I swear Beecher, you need to go see a doctor, man. Smelly farts are a sign that something is seriously wrong on the inside.
Tobias 'Toby' Beecher : [emphatically] I didn't fart.
[rips an egger after a pause]
Augustus Hill : Aw, fuck, man!
[Beecher giggles maliciously]