- [Mouth and Felix walk up to Hayley and Peyton]
- Mouth: Peyton... Hayley... This is Felix.
- Peyton: Hi
- Felix Taggaro: How you doing?
- Haley James: Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Felix Taggaro: [shakes hand] Girl you are totally fine
- Haley James: [laughs] Dude I'm totally married
- [holds up hand]
- Felix Taggaro: Really?
- Haley James: Yeh
- Felix Taggaro: Who's the father?
- [Nathan walks up behind Hayley]
- Nathan: [to Felix] Little close aren't you?
- Felix Taggaro: [laughs] Oh, guess its you.
- Brooke Davis: This boy is repellent! I mean, he's been here what, five seconds, and he's already butting in everybody else's business, bossing people around and acting like he owns the place! Come on!
- [Haley and Peyton laugh]
- Brooke Davis: What?
- Peyton: Earth to Brooke! He's you... in pants.
- Dan Scott: Guns and Roses, Whitesnake, Metallica, Aerosmith...
- Lucas Scott: [laughing] Please tell me you're kidding. You didn't actually listen to metal?
- Dan Scott: Even had my own spandex.
- Lucas Scott: Oh, man! That's not not a vision I wanted to have in my head!
- Andy Hargrove: So, Business 101, huh? You a business major?
- Karen Roe: I'm not sure yet. It's my first college class.
- Andy Hargrove: Are you taking it with Hargrove? This guy's tough.
- Karen Roe: Really? How tough?
- Andy Hargrove: I heard he shot a guy, at B school, just to watch him die.
- Karen Roe: You're kidding?
- Andy Hargrove: Yes. Well, about him shooting someone. Not about him being tough though. Good luck.
- [Andy walks up to the front]
- Andy Hargrove: Andy: Morning, folks! My name is Andy Hargrove...
- [Karen looks confused]